TBF Gazette

Big John McNeil's Disappearance - Was it Foul Play?

August 13, 2023

In a statement released this morning by local authorities, "Big John McNeil" was reported missing from his favorite pub on Thursday night. One friend suggested that he may have been confused: wandering "Far Frae Hame" after an evening of heavy drinking. Others fear that Big John may have been the victim of a brutal attack but there is currently no evidence to support the theory. While the police are not convinced of any wrongdoing, they are asking the public for any information about his current whereabouts.

Big John McNeil Returns - Where has he been?

August 28, 2022

In an update to our recent story, the presumed missing "Big John McNeil" showed up at his favorite pub again on Thursday night. Not a word was said about where he had been nor how “Far Frae Hame” he has been these past two weeks. Officials are relieved at this great turn of events and have closed the investigation. In the aftermath, some friends suggest he was just celebrating a “Mortgage Burn” after paying off years of debt. Other pundits suggest he had a reel time with “St. Anne”. For now, John isn’t talking.